the art of the spoken word
so yet another ten hour shift has passed, and i got much more sleep last night so it was definitely a bit better today than it was yesterday, also you have to build a tolerance to these things. today wasn't that bad, i had some really great perogies and some tasty oatmeal for breakfast. all and all the fact that i'll be clearing almost $400 when i get paid on thursday makes it all worth while.
the quote of the day came along when i was about to wrap silver ware to load the dinner carts. you know i have a pretty extensive vocabulary already, and general use it without realizing i'm with people who don't know what i'm saying...this wasn't even near the height of my skills either.
[we're out of forks]
Me: The fork situation appears a bit dismal.
Dyshaun ("D"): There ya go with the big words again, I seriously won't always be here to translate, you need to leave that shit at home. Just say, "we ain't got no forks."
man...it was pretty fucking funny. on any other note, we were serving some peaches tonight and i started singing the peaches song by presidents of the united states and no one around had ever heard of it. man that was very seventh grade in my world. speaking of seventh grade...my seventh grade science teacher i have now seen two days in a row, her mother in law is a patient in Moss Rehab and so i take her food in. its crazy to think about how long ago seventh grade was now...but that class is pretty memorable. it was the class where i became friends with uhl. where i once ran around the room with a leaf of lettuce screaming "LETTUCE ALL BE FRIENDS." where tom kelting flipped switch blade under the desk next to me and said, "hey look what i brought back from mexico." i wonder what ever happened to that kid. ok i'm going to stop before the chorus of "memories" gets stuck in my head for the rest of the night.
that's whats up. lol. oh and...FUCKING BREWERS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! sorry had to get that out.
the quote of the day came along when i was about to wrap silver ware to load the dinner carts. you know i have a pretty extensive vocabulary already, and general use it without realizing i'm with people who don't know what i'm saying...this wasn't even near the height of my skills either.
[we're out of forks]
Me: The fork situation appears a bit dismal.
Dyshaun ("D"): There ya go with the big words again, I seriously won't always be here to translate, you need to leave that shit at home. Just say, "we ain't got no forks."
man...it was pretty fucking funny. on any other note, we were serving some peaches tonight and i started singing the peaches song by presidents of the united states and no one around had ever heard of it. man that was very seventh grade in my world. speaking of seventh grade...my seventh grade science teacher i have now seen two days in a row, her mother in law is a patient in Moss Rehab and so i take her food in. its crazy to think about how long ago seventh grade was now...but that class is pretty memorable. it was the class where i became friends with uhl. where i once ran around the room with a leaf of lettuce screaming "LETTUCE ALL BE FRIENDS." where tom kelting flipped switch blade under the desk next to me and said, "hey look what i brought back from mexico." i wonder what ever happened to that kid. ok i'm going to stop before the chorus of "memories" gets stuck in my head for the rest of the night.
that's whats up. lol. oh and...FUCKING BREWERS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! sorry had to get that out.
posted by Amanda @ 7:39 PM
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